I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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