I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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