I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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