sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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