So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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