OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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