He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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