Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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