Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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