I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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