bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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