He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
