i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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