when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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