NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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