im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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