There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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