Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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