16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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