Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
My bed smells like the plague
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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