Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I smell like Dick and happiness
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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