I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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