Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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