the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Oh god it's open bar.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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