Slut skills are useful in every country.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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