just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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