hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
God, I missed his penis.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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