Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
jump out the window naked night went bad
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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