i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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