took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
vagina is talking i cant
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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