Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
