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ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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