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You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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