I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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