you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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