fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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