kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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