Don't make out with my wife yet
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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