So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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