Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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I need you to use more vowels.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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