3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The power of my boobs compel you
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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