dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
did you just send me my own nude
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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