one two three fourrrrnication!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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