she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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