Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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