What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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