ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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