Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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