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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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