the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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