What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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