i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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