we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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