dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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